What do you do when your NHL boyfriend Mike Comrie pops
the question and gives you a 1 million dollar engagment ring?
You cry. You text a picture of the ring to your friends
to rub it in and then you suck a dick and you suck a dick fast.
Take notes ladies. This is how it’s done.
If you want to earn you man you got to learn your man.
Man I love Hillary Duff. Just such a sneaky little freakshow.
It it even a question whether she gave up teh buttsex (anal) later that night too?